I will take the pen

You all have probably noticed that when you go to certain establishments they tape stuff to their pens in an effort to prevent people from walking off with them. I'm not sure, but having a plastic spoon taped to the pen is not going to deter me. In fact it will encourage me because hey....bonus!!! Pen and a spoon!!! You never know when you might need a spoon.

Those ten cent pens are pretty hard to come by. I would advise them to try a different tactic.

Anyway, if you don't want people walking off with your pens, why not step it up a notch? Lets get serious here. Hook that sucker to a 50 gallon drum of gas. Or at the very least a boat anchor, and use a chain and not some gay piece of string.

People in this world need to band together and fight petty theft. The stealing of pens needs to come to an end, it is affecting the economy in a very negative way. Obama has declared that nationwide, he will be fighting the war against mini mart pen theft. And if you happen to get caught on video, he has promised to serve you a lesson.